So yeah, I've spent not too much time working on my MOH speech for gengen. She's made it clear that I have legit competition for the best speech as Kirby's cousin Ken is naturally a hilarious sort. So yeah, it's time I hunker down and think of things to say... so here's what I got so far:
-insert open bar joke here
For those of you who do not know me, my name is Beth. I am Genny's most delightful sister, her favorite sister, and her.... only... sister.
I've known Genny since she was born.
We definitely got plenty of wedding planning experience growing up as we married anything we could get our hands on... barbies, stuffed animals, hamsters...
Yeah... that's all I have so far but it's definitely a work in progress. Trust me, I could do a whole speech on our hamster adventures so I'm trying to dial down the craziness by mentioning it once and not divulging into a rant about how awesome hamsters are...
Note: should not say "we married anything we could get our hands on" because that implies we married ourselves to our hamsters which is weird. Recently changed it to "performed ceremonies"
